Biden’s 352-Day Vacay: Escaping Job or Hiding Scandal?

President Joe Biden, the nap enthusiast, decided to escape the White House chaos for a quick getaway to his Delaware home. It seems like being the President is not all it’s cracked up to be, as Biden desperately seeks refuge from the demanding job of taking naps and signing papers. But hey, he needs a break after all those strenuous activities, right?

However, Biden’s vacay habits are raising quite a few eyebrows within the GOP. They did some math (which is impressive for them, considering their track record) and determined that our President has spent a whopping 352 days, nearly 40 percent of his presidency, on vacation. Talk about being dedicated to the job!

In case you missed it, there has been some scandalous news swirling around the White House. “Mysterious” cocaine was apparently found there, and guess who conveniently disappeared right before the press could pounce on him with questions? That’s right, Biden himself. It’s almost as if he has something to hide. Maybe he’s just borrowing Obama’s famous phrase, “I know nothing.”

And speaking of shady business, Hunter Biden’s alleged foreign dealings continue to haunt the President. A recent survey conducted by Rasmussen Reports revealed that a whopping 44 percent of voters believe Biden was involved in his son’s questionable escapades. Only 14 percent had complete faith in our President’s innocence. Can you blame them? The apple doesn’t fall far from the corrupt tree.

Surprisingly, even The Atlantic, a left-leaning publication, decided to chime in on the matter. They dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, an 80-year-old man shouldn’t be running the country. Eliot Cohen, the author of the scathing piece, pointed out that even he, in his 60s, struggles with the energy required to make it through the day. It’s a legitimate concern, folks. We need a President who can stay awake past 9 pm.

Now, let’s compare Biden to the energizer bunny himself, Donald Trump. Despite being a tad older than Biden, Trump has repeatedly proved he can handle the demands of the job. Not only does he possess the stamina and intelligence to make tough decisions, but he also knows how to negotiate a deal. The media loves to question Biden’s age, but conveniently forgets to acknowledge Trump’s impressive vigor.

But wait, before you think the solution is Vice President Kamala Harris stepping in, let’s think twice. According to Cohen, she’s a “weak backfill” and lacks the necessary skills to be a compelling presidential candidate. Ouch, that must sting. It seems like the only thing she’s good at is mishandling the southern border crisis. So, we can all agree that putting her in charge would be a disaster of epic proportions.

It’s no surprise that the American people are starting to see the light. In a recent voter survey by Echelon Insights, 48 percent of swing state voters expressed their support for the ever-energetic Trump. Only 41 percent stood by Biden. Looks like the tides are turning, and it’s about time we had a President who can rise to the occasion, regardless of the hour.

In conclusion, Biden’s vacation habits, alleged involvement in shady business, and questionable ability to handle the demands of the job are raising serious concerns. Maybe it’s time for him to retire to a nice rocking chair on his porch in Delaware, surrounded by his favorite pillows, and leave the running of the country to someone who has the energy and competence to do so.

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