Staff Reports
In an unsurprising turn of events, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre responded to the inconclusive results of the Secret Service investigation into the mysterious cocaine incident at the White House with a nonchalant attitude. It seems like the Biden administration is more concerned with sweeping this incident under the rug than actually finding out who is responsible. Typical.
White House Blows Off Failed Cocainegate Investigation https://t.co/TedpUfIiUN
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 18, 2023
Last week, the Secret Service proudly announced the end of their investigation, but honestly, it feels like they’re just trying to save face. According to their own statement, the tests conducted by the Department of Homeland Security’s National Biodefense Analysis and Countermeasures Center came back negative for any biothreats, confirming that the substance was not biological in nature. Well, no duh! Did anyone think it was a mutated form of broccoli or something?
REPORTER: "Is the president satisfied with the explanation that someone was able to bring an illegal substance into the White House because there are hundreds of people who come here?!"
KJP: "The Secret Service did a thorough investigation. That's what we believe." pic.twitter.com/Yk5O2OfHMR
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 17, 2023
REPORTER: "You had expressed confidence that the Secret Service would get to the bottom of this. Are you surprised that they didn't?"
KJP: "We believe that Secret Service did a thorough investigation…" pic.twitter.com/P1vn08OgUK
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 17, 2023
But here’s the kicker: the Secret Service couldn’t even compare the evidence against potential suspects because the FBI’s lab results didn’t yield any fingerprints and the DNA was insufficient for investigation. It’s almost like they don’t want to solve this case. And surprise, surprise, there’s no surveillance video footage to help identify the culprit. It’s almost like they conveniently forgot to keep an eye on the Situation Room. How convenient.
Now, I’m not one to jump to conclusions, but maybe, just maybe, the Biden family should be looked into. We all know about Hunter Biden’s past with substance abuse, so it wouldn’t be too far-fetched to think that he could be involved. But of course, there’s no mention of whether he was tested for drugs or taken for fingerprinting. The double standard is just astounding.
In the end, it seems like the investigation has hit a dead end due to a lack of physical evidence. But let’s be honest, with the way this whole thing has been handled, can we really be surprised? The Biden administration has a knack for avoiding accountability, and this is just another example. It’s time for them to step up and take responsibility for what happens under their roof. Don’t hold your breath though.
