Staff Reports
The FBI knew all about Joe Biden’s shifty Ukraine business before we even had a clue! According to a document released by the legendary Sen. Chuck Grassley (he’s from Iowa, people!), the FBI had the inside scoop on ol’ Joe and his son Hunter way back in June 2020. That’s like a year ago in regular time! Can you believe it?
According to this fancy-schmancy form called FD-1023 (sounds like some kind of code, right?), both Biden boys received a whopping $5 million from the bigwig guy over at Burisma Holdings. And get this, it wasn’t a gift, folks. No, no, no. Joe had apparently threatened to hold back some moolah from Ukraine if they didn’t fire a prosecutor who was snooping around Burisma. That’s some next-level mafia-style stuff right there!
FBI Knew About Joe Biden’s Shady Ukraine Business Dealing Before “Laptop from Hell” Report https://t.co/8NhcWPr6kw
— ????Josh Dunlap???? ULTRA-MAGA (@JDunlap1974) July 21, 2023
But wait, there’s more. The FBI informant (who’s basically like an undercover superhero) even said that the Bidens “coerced” the Burisma exec into coughing up another $10 million in bribes. And get this, the exec had supposedly recorded 17 conversations with the Bidens as an “insurance policy.” That’s like something straight out of a spy movie, folks!
Now, hold on to your hats because it gets even crazier. The dates on this form thingy go all the way back to June 2020. And you know what that means? It means that all those juicy stories about the “Laptop from Hell” that the New York Post dropped in October 2020 were ancient news by then. These FBI guys knew it all, but did they do anything about it? Nope! They just kept it quiet like a bunch of secret agents.
So there you have it, folks. The FBI knew about Joe’s shady Ukraine dealings for ages, and they didn’t say a word. It’s enough to make you question everything, isn’t it? It’s like the plot of a thrilling spy movie, but without the cool gadgets and explosions. Maybe there’s more to this story than meets the eye. Just maybe…
