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Iranian Official Admits Nuclear Ambitions Despite Public Denials

The Foreign Ministry of Iran claims it’s all rainbows and unicorns, saying they won’t dabble with nuclear weapons and will play nice with the rules about big scary weapons. But hold on to your hats, folks! A member of Parliament in Iran spilled the beans, saying they’re basically hiding nukes under their beds like a kid hiding candy. And guess what? This party pooper also hinted that they might change their minds and start ramping up their nuclear arsenal if their neighbors start acting up.

The big boss of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s advisor, chimed in too, hinting that Iran might do the nuclear cha-cha if provoked by their arch-nemesis, Israel. Talk about drama, right? But fear not, the Foreign Ministry swooped in to save the day, claiming it’s all good because there’s this so-called “fatwa” against nukes from Khamenei. Spoiler alert: that fatwa is faker than a three-dollar bill, but hey, they’re sticking to their story.

Meanwhile, in the land of make-believe, President Obama once used this alleged fatwa to push for the Iran nuclear deal. Ah, the good ol’ days of political spin. And wait for it, there’s a Parliament member who’s been re-elected and is spilling more tea than a clumsy toddler. He’s out here saying Iran isn’t just eyeing nukes, they actually have them but are playing pretend to keep up appearances.

The plot thickens with Iran enriching uranium like it’s going out of style, way more than needed for a nuclear energy program. The head of the IAEA is banging his head against the wall, frustrated by Iran’s hide-and-seek games. Stay tuned as this nuclear soap opera unfolds, because with twists and turns like these, who needs reality TV?

Written by Staff Reports

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