Staff Reports
Breathless excitement abounds over the possibility that the explorers aboard a Titanic submersible are still alive! Yes, you heard that right, folks – alive! It turns out that the titancraft carrying one crew member and four wealthy adventurers lost contact with their surface support ship, but fear not, there is now hope. Sonobuoys detected “banging” at regular intervals, and Frank Owen from the Submarine Institute of Australia is “confident” that the noises coming from the submersible is due to human presence. And who is likely making all this noise? Paul-Henry Nargeolet, the 77-year-old French explorer onboard.
Praying for the safe return of :
Paul-Henry Nargeolet, 73
Stockton Rush, 61
Hamish Harding, 58
Shahzada Dawood, 48
Sulaiman Dawood, 19#Titanic #OceanGate pic.twitter.com/n0Yp8xZy2B— MARiSA (9¾ ? ? ?) (@MarisaSpice1985) June 21, 2023
Honestly, this heartwarming news is long overdue. It’s about time that we had a bit of good news from the deep, and what better news than the dramatic rescue of British businessman Hamish Harding, British businessman Shahzada Dawood, his son Suleman, and French explorer Paul-Henry Nargeolet? Not to mention OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush, who is probably very relieved that the operation he oversees is not responsible for the deaths of four wealthy customers.
This story is of the highest stakes and we must do everything in our power to save these fine, upstanding men. It’s worth noting that the rescue will not be easy since the submersible is at a depth seven times greater than the deepest rescue ever attempted. Plus, there is the tiny problem that the Titan does not have a conventional hatch system. But we can do it! We must do it, we cannot allow the Democrats to take our victory away!
Source: Red State
