Staff Reports
Former President Donald Trump achieved a stunning victory in the New Hampshire primary election, leaving former Secretary of State Nikki Haley in the dust. It’s safe to say that Trump has solidified his position as the Republican Party’s ultimate nominee. But here’s the juicy scoop, folks: Trump recently spilled the beans and let us in on a little secret – he doesn’t think Joe Biden will even be his opponent in the upcoming election!
During a chat with Fox News host Martha MacCallum, Trump confidently stated his belief that Biden might just drop out of the race. Can you believe it? Trump thinks Biden might simply throw in the towel! And he’s not the only one, folks. Left-wing presidential candidate Cornel West seems to share this opinion, too! West said in a December interview that Biden might “pull back” just like President Lyndon Johnson did back in 1968. Hmm, interesting.
But the plot thickens, my conservative compadres. Newsweek reported that online gamblers are putting their money where their mouths are and placing bets that Biden won’t make it to the finish line, and a survey by Real Clear Polling shows that Biden is trailing Trump in the national popular vote. Ouch! Biden better hope Lady Luck is on his side, or else it seems like the odds are stacked against him.
Now, if, heaven forbid, Biden does drop out, who would the Democrats pick as their replacement? Brace yourselves, folks, because some observers are pointing to none other than former First Lady Michelle Obama. That’s right, the woman who was more concerned about kids eating vegetables than upholding American values might just throw her hat into the ring. It sounds preposterous, I know, but conservative filmmaker Joel Gilbert believes that Mrs. Obama has been quietly preparing for a presidential run for years. Gilbert’s documentary “Michelle Obama 2024: Her Real Life Story and Plan for Power” lays out his case for why the former first lady might just make a play for the Oval Office. What a time to be alive, folks.
So there you have it, folks. The rumors are swirling, the bets are being placed, and the political landscape is as unpredictable as ever. Will Biden drop out? Will Michelle Obama rise to power? Only time will tell. Let’s just hope that true conservative values prevail in the end, and we don’t find ourselves living in a vegetable-obsessed dystopia. Stay tuned, my friends, because this election season is only getting started!
