Oh boy, hold onto your hats, folks, because we’ve got ourselves another episode of the Biden Family Chronicles. Grab some popcorn and settle in because this story is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day.
Hunter Biden and the Grift That Keeps Giving
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 26, 2023
So, we all remember when sleepy ol’ Joe Biden was running for president, and Savannah Guthrie dared to ask him about his son’s shady dealings with a Ukrainian energy company. You know, the one where Hunter Biden was making a cool million bucks a year for doing absolutely, well, nothing. Ol’ Joe got all hot under the collar, insisting that it was all a bunch of malarkey and accusing Guthrie of saying things she didn’t know squat about. But here’s the thing, folks, everyone and their grandma knew what was going on. Hunter was cashing in on his daddy’s position as Vice President, plain and simple.
Joe Biden becomes agitated when Savannah Guthrie asks him about his son Hunter:
“You’re saying things you don’t know what you’re talking about!”pic.twitter.com/cuNAgYgX98
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 3, 2020
That buyer, Elizabeth Hirsh, was appointed to the same board as Eric Schwerin.
Schwerin, one of Hunter’s business partners, was appointed to that board during the Obama/Biden Administration. https://t.co/GG14ca6cd5
— House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸 (@JudiciaryGOP) July 25, 2023
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 25, 2023
The July before the 2020 election, Trump tried to get Ukraine to announce an investigation into Biden based on sketchy Burisma-related allegations.
The July before the 2024 election, Chuck Grassley just did it himself. https://t.co/5HPJsf1rkv
— Philip Bump (@pbump) July 24, 2023
But wait, it gets better. You see, once Uncle Joe left the big ol’ VP office, Hunter’s gravy train ride took a little detour. Those Burisma bigwigs suddenly decided that Hunter wasn’t worth his weight in gold anymore and slashed his monthly compensation in half. Surprise, surprise! It turns out they weren’t interested in Hunter’s brilliant mind or vast knowledge of the energy industry. Nope, they just wanted to be close to good ol’ influential Joe. It’s like buying tickets to a Springsteen concert just to catch a glimpse of The Boss’s backstage pass.
And now we come to the latest chapter in the Biden saga – Hunter’s foray into the art world. Apparently, Hunter decided to pick up a paintbrush and try his hand at being the next Picasso. Oh, and conveniently, he managed to sell a few paintings for hundreds of thousands of dollars. But here’s where it gets really interesting, my friends. The White House insisted that Hunter wouldn’t know who was buying his artwork, that it would all be kept on the down-low. Well, wouldn’t you know it, Hunter somehow managed to “learn the identity of two buyers.” Yeah, right. We’re supposed to believe that Hunter, and by extension, his dad, had no clue who was shelling out big bucks for his amateur art. I’ve got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn if you buy that load of baloney.
But hold on tight because it gets even fishier. One of the buyers just so happens to be an influential California Democrat who has donated a boatload of cash to the Biden campaign and the Democratic National Committee. Oh, and what a coincidence, she also got appointed to a fancy federal commission just a few months after buying Hunter’s artwork. It’s like winning the lottery and getting a free trip to Disneyland all rolled into one. I mean, come on, folks. This is a classic case of pay to play in action.
And the cherry on top of this steaming hot mess? The media, once again, playing defense for their darling Biden family. They’re quick to dismiss any concerns or allegations as a partisan obsession. Well, excuse me, but when the President’s own family is raking in dough and favors left and right, it’s kind of a big deal. It’s not about picking on poor Hunter; it’s about holding those in power accountable. But the media, always the loyal lapdogs, try to spin it as a father’s love for his wayward son. Please, spare us the sob story.
So there you have it, folks, another episode of the Biden Family Chronicles, full of shady deals, payoffs, and art heists. It’s like a soap opera that never ends. Stay tuned, because I have a feeling this isn’t the last we’ll hear of the Biden clan’s escapades. And let’s hope the media finally decides to do their job and hold this administration accountable. But hey, I won’t hold my breath.