Staff Reports
It seems President Biden might need a little extra help in the brains department. Reports have surfaced that the 81-year-old commander-in-chief has been relying on cheat sheets during private fundraising events with donors. Oh boy, looks like sleepy Joe might be needing more than just a power nap to get through his speeches these days!
According to sources, Biden is using these handy-dandy cheat sheets to field pre-screened questions from donors and provide answers without breaking a sweat. But hold on, folks. Some generous donors are starting to raise their eyebrows at this new development. They’re questioning whether old Joe has what it takes to go toe-to-toe with the mighty Trump in a potential rematch for the Oval Office. And let’s be real, Trump’s got the charisma and wit to outshine Biden any day of the week!
Biden Reportedly Needs Cheat Sheets To Answer Pre-Screened Questions From Donors During Fundraisers https://t.co/v3Pu5oyV5a
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 23, 2024
Now, here’s the kicker – Biden’s staff is apparently so worried about things going off the rails that they want to make sure everything runs as smooth as silk. So, they hand him these cheat sheets to keep him on track. But hey, when Biden decides to go rogue and speak without a safety net, he manages to impress a few folks. It’s like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat – you never know what you’re gonna get!
But wait, there’s more. Remember that report from special counsel Robert Hur that spilled the tea on Biden’s memory lapses? Yeah, turns out Biden might have a harder time recalling things than a goldfish. Hur even mentioned that if Biden ever ended up in front of a jury, he’d come off as a sweet, old man who can’t remember his own birthday. Yikes!
Folks, it’s clear as crystal – Biden’s not exactly firing on all cylinders. With concerns over his fitness for office swirling around like a tornado, it’s no wonder that 76% of American voters are getting a little antsy about the whole situation. And get this – even 54% of Democrats are holding their breath and crossing their fingers that Biden doesn’t drop the ball. Looks like Biden might need more than just cheat sheets to hang on to his presidential title!
