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Liberal Donor Bankman-Fried Bags 25 Yrs, Skirts 100! Justice or Joke?

Disgraced FTX CEO and Democrat Megadonor Sam Bankman-Fried was hit with a 25-year jail sentence on Thursday for his role in a massive fraud scandal. And let’s not forget, he was originally facing up to 100 years behind bars! That’s right, folks, 100 years! But somehow, the liberal elites managed to weasel him out of the rest of his life in prison. What a shocker…not!

The judge who sentenced Bankman-Fried didn’t mince words, calling him out for witness tampering and perjury. It’s clear that the guy thought he was above the law, trying to pull one over on the justice system. But, thankfully, the judge wasn’t having any of it. He also pointed out that Bankman-Fried had this grandiose idea of being some big shot in the political world. Well, it looks like his dreams crashed and burned right along with his fraudulent schemes.

The prosecutor didn’t hold back, either, slamming Bankman-Fried for stealing over $8 billion in customer money. Let’s be real here, folks, that’s a whole lot of cash to just “mismanage.” And Bankman-Fried’s attorney had the audacity to claim he’s just a shy, vegan-loving math nerd who accidentally got caught up in some trouble. Nice try, but we’re not buying it.

In true liberal fashion, Bankman-Fried is now swooning about how sorry he is and how he let everyone down. Yeah, sure you’re sorry now that you got caught, buddy. But sorry doesn’t cut it when you’ve scammed billions of dollars and messed with people’s lives. And let’s not forget, Bankman-Fried was also cozying up to those Democrat bigwigs, trying to buy his way into political power. It’s just plain dirty politics, folks.

And get this, Bankman-Fried’s dear ol’ mom was right in the thick of it, helping guide the Democrats’ election strategy. It’s like a family affair of dirty deals and shady politics. No wonder Bankman-Fried thought he could get away with anything!

The trial even exposed some jaw-dropping details about Bankman-Fried’s sketchy behavior, like making lists about his love life while scamming millions, using bribes and prostitutes to cut deals, and ignoring employee concerns about his extravagant spending. It’s almost too crazy to believe…almost.

So, there you have it, folks. Another liberal bigwig caught red-handed and now facing the consequences of his actions. Let this be a lesson to all those out there trying to game the system and think they’re untouchable – justice will catch up to you, no matter how much slick talk and big money you throw at it!

Written by Staff Reports

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