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Oh boy, buckle up because this is a wild one! Angela Chao, the sister-in-law of the big-time Republican Senate leader, Mitch McConnell, had quite the adventure with her fancy Tesla. So get this, she’s at her Texas ranch with her Harvard pals, living it up in a 10-bedroom guesthouse like a true billionaire, when she decides to take her Tesla out for a spin in the cold night air.
But things take a turn for the worse when Angela, bless her heart, accidentally sends her Tesla Model X SUV straight into a pond like it’s auditioning to be the next Titanic. Now, I don’t know about you, but last time I checked, swimming lessons aren’t included with the purchase of a Tesla!
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Emergency crews had to come to the rescue, but even with all their fancy gadgets and gear, they couldn’t save Angela from taking an unplanned dip in her pond. Now, I’m all for a good pond party, but this is taking it a bit too far!
And Mitch McConnell, bless his heart, had to address this whole mess on the Senate floor. It’s a tough time for the McConnell-Chao family, but hey, maybe they can turn this whole ordeal into a cautionary tale about why Teslas and ponds don’t mix. Just stick to driving on dry land, folks!
