Staff Reports
Oh boy, oh boy, folks! President Joe Biden is at it again with the bloopers, and this time it’s not just a funny slip of the tongue. The official transcript of his State of the Union speech had to be changed after another laughable gaffe. In a truly mind-boggling moment, Biden proudly displayed a button from the fiery Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene, demanding that he “Say Her Name, Laken Riley.” Well, Biden fumbled the ball yet again when he mistakenly said, “Lincoln Riley,” a college football coach instead of Laken. It’s like watching a comedy show, but with higher stakes, isn’t it?
White House again forced to alter transcript following Biden’s ‘Lincoln’ Riley blunder https://t.co/S87qT8iD3F https://t.co/S87qT8iD3F
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) March 10, 2024
But wait, there’s more! Biden then stumbled through a confusing statement about illegal immigrants and the tragic death of Laken Riley. It’s a classic Biden moment, mixing up names and making a muddle out of an important topic. And when the transcript was released the next day, they had to scratch out “Lanken” and replace it with “Laken.” It’s like they’re playing a game of Mad Libs in the White House, trying to fill in the blanks with the right words.
Now, let’s talk about a pattern here, folks. This isn’t the first time Biden has stumbled over his own words. He recently met with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni and mentioned airdrop programs for Ukraine when he meant Gaza. I mean, is it too much to ask for the President of the United States to get the countries right? It’s becoming a bit of a habit, isn’t it? And let’s not forget the special counsel describing Biden as an “elderly man with a poor memory.” Ouch! That’s not the kind of report card you’d want to bring home to your parents.
And here’s the real kicker, folks. The Democrats are trying to paint a rosy picture, saying that Biden’s bloopers won’t raise questions about his age and mental sharpness. Seriously? Even Rep. Jerry Nadler had the audacity to claim that no one will talk about Biden’s cognitive abilities after this. Well, that’s a doozy of a statement, isn’t it? It’s like they’re trying to sell us a broken-down jalopy and telling us it’s a brand-new Cadillac.
So, there you have it, folks. While the Democrats may be cheering on their leader, the rest of us are scratching our heads and wondering if the White House needs a new scriptwriter. It’s like watching a sitcom, except it’s the real-life leader of the free world. And as for Biden’s wisecrack about wishing he was cognitively impaired, well, that’s just another head-scratcher in a long line of head-scratchers. It looks like the Biden blooper reel just keeps on rolling, and we’re all waiting to see what blunder comes next!
