Staff Reports
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson faced a major oopsie daisy moment when he attempted to transform an old manufacturing building into a sanctuary for illegal aliens. The plan hit a wall faster than a speeding bullet when the folks in the 11th Ward, where the building is located, raised a ruckus louder than a flock of geese flying south for the winter.
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The cherry on top of this blunder sundae was the building’s owners getting all flustered about not being clued in on the mayor’s grand scheme. It’s like planning a surprise party without telling the hosts.
The New York-based pharmaceutical company, Bajaj Medical, which owns the building, was caught off guard like a deer in headlights when they found out about the mayor’s plot. They quickly waved their hands in the air, shouting “We didn’t agree to this, we didn’t even know about it!”
The Department of Family and Support Services (DFSS) had to munch on a big humble pie when they admitted to dropping the ball on sharing the nitty-gritty details with the building owners. But lo and behold, in a classic plot twist, City Hall did a full 180 and decided to nix the whole illegal alien housing plan.
Alderman Nicole Lee was not shy about throwing shade at City Hall, calling out their epic fail in communication. She raised a flag on the safety concerns too, highlighting the industrial area and train tracks surrounding the building. It seems like Mayor Johnson’s plan was as shaky as a Jenga tower in an earthquake zone.
The mayor’s attempts to cater to illegal aliens have stirred up a hornet’s nest among the city’s black residents. These grassroots groups are revolting against Johnson’s policies faster than you can say “Make Chicago Red Again.” Wearing red Trump-like caps and sounding the battle cry to bring in independents and Republicans, they’re not here for the mayor’s illegal alien antics.
Looks like Mayor Johnson needs to get his act together before his next grand plan blows up in his face like a baking soda volcano. Remember, when in doubt, communication is key – unless you want your political aspirations to crash and burn faster than a marshmallow in a bonfire.
