Staff Reports
Breaking news, folks! Hold onto your hats because the Hunter Biden drama just took a wild turn that would make even the juiciest reality TV show blush. It turns out, according to a whistleblower, that the CIA swooped in like a guardian angel to protect Hunter Biden’s “sugar bro,” Kevin Morris, from being grilled by the IRS and the Department of Justice. Say what now?!
Imagine IRS investigators gearing up to chat with Morris, who just happens to have handed Hunter Biden a cool $5 million or so, and suddenly, the CIA steps in like a superhero in a blockbuster movie. This shady interference tale comes directly from the House Judiciary Committee and Oversight Committee, as outlined by the fearless chairmen Jim Jordan and James Comer. Kudos to them for shining a light on this tangled web of corruption!
This story definitely has to do with my spidey senses. Lots of dots connecting
Whistleblower: CIA Intervened in Hunter Biden Investigation, Blocked Interview of 'Sugar Bro' https://t.co/951j9t6Nhp
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) March 22, 2024
Now, picture this: Morris, a Hollywood big shot who seems to have a soft spot for bailing out the president’s son, was all set to spill the beans to investigators. But lo and behold, the CIA puts up the ‘do not disturb’ sign faster than a teenager hiding their messy room from their parents. It’s like a scene from a bad spy movie, only with more money, more drama, and a lot less popcorn.
So, let’s recap. A lawyer from the glitzy world of Hollywood, who conveniently started greasing Hunter Biden’s palms right after meeting him, was about to face some tough questions from the taxman. But nope, the CIA appears out of nowhere to save the day, or rather, save the millionaire lawyer from pesky inquiries. Coincidence? Not on your life!
In the words of the legendary Ron Burgundy, “Well, that escalated quickly.” It seems like the Biden family saga just keeps getting more and more tangled, like a ball of yarn in the paws of an overeager kitten. So, stay tuned, dear readers, because in this never-ending soap opera of politics, the plot twists are as unpredictable as a kangaroo on a pogo stick.
