Delahunt Dies: Dems Praise, Ignore Shady Past & Liberal Bias

Former Democratic Congressman William Delahunt, a key player in pushing through Barack Obama’s first-term agenda, has sadly passed away at the ripe old age of 82. Delahunt, who hailed from the bluest of blue states, Massachusetts, was known for his loyalty to the Democratic Party and his willingness to bend over backward to advance their liberal policies.

However, despite his dedication to the left-leaning cause, Delahunt ultimately succumbed to the grasp of Father Time, leaving behind a legacy that will undoubtedly be hailed by his fellow Democrats as nothing short of angelic. His family, of course, mourned his passing, praising his service and commitment to the progressive agenda – conveniently forgetting the controversial deals he made and the questionable decisions he defended during his time in office.

Delahunt’s political career, though relatively uneventful in the grand scheme of things, was not without its own share of scandals and missteps. From his close ties to notorious figures like Hugo Chavez and Nicolas Maduro to his questionable handling of criminal cases, Delahunt’s record is a patchwork of liberal indulgence and moral ambiguity. Yet, to his Democratic colleagues, he remains a shining beacon of integrity and compassion – even in the face of mounting evidence to the contrary.

As the tributes pour in from his liberal allies like John Kerry and the current Venezuelan strongman Maduro, it is clear that Delahunt’s legacy will be preserved in the annals of Democratic lore as a paragon of virtue and progressivism. However, for those of us on the right, his passing serves as a stark reminder of the dangers of unchecked liberal power and the need to uphold conservative values in the face of overwhelming opposition. Farewell, Congressman Delahunt – may your soul find the peace that your political career often lacked.

Written by Staff Reports

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