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Hunter Biden, oh boy, where do we begin? This guy has really outdone himself. It turns out that he has been hit with not one, not two, but NINE new federal tax charges in the great state of California. And let’s just say his spending habits are, well, quite peculiar.
Hunter Biden's Drug-Fueled, Prostitute-Filled, Wild Spending Sprees Laid Out in Stunning Detailhttps://t.co/h9MYnWAKW6
— ????Josh Dunlap???? ULTRA-MAGA (@JDunlap1974) December 9, 2023
According to the jaw-dropping indictment, Hunter went on a wild spending spree, racking up a whopping $870,000 on prostitutes, sex club memberships, and adult entertainment. I mean, talk about priorities, am I right? But wait, it gets even better. He also withdrew a staggering $1.6 million from ATMs. I didn’t even know ATMs had that much cash to dispense!
But here’s the real kicker. Prosecutors believe that Hunter spent a mind-boggling $5 million on his luxurious lifestyle between 2016 and 2019, all while conveniently forgetting to pay $1.4 million in taxes. Now, I’m not a tax expert, but I’m pretty sure taxes are something we’re all supposed to pay. Maybe Hunter missed that memo.
According to the charges, Hunter didn’t just blow his cash on adult entertainment and lavish withdrawals. Oh no, he also managed to spend $683,000 on “various women” (whatever that means) and over $400,000 on clothing and accessories. I guess he figured he needed to look good while indulging in his, uh, hobbies.
Now, I don’t want to make light of serious issues, but it’s hard not to when you see the absurdity of it all. Hunter reportedly had a well-documented addiction to drugs and alcohol during this time, which might explain his questionable decision-making. But come on, there’s no excuse for this kind of behavior.
And let’s not forget, this isn’t Hunter’s only legal trouble. He’s also facing felony trials in Delaware, where he could be looking at up to 25 years in jail for lying about being a drug user while purchasing a pistol. I mean, who lies about that kind of thing? It’s mind-boggling.
But what really gets my blood boiling is that some people think Hunter is being protected from even more serious charges, like failing to register as a foreign agent, human trafficking, and money laundering. And why? Well, because it has the potential to implicate his dear old dad, Joe Biden.
IRS whistleblowers have come forward and testified that they were forbidden from investigating Hunter’s shady foreign dealings. It’s like there’s a shield of protection around him, and it all reeks of corruption. But hey, I guess when your dad is the President, you get some special treatment.
So here we are, folks, another day, another scandal in the Biden family. It’s truly amazing how these things keep piling up. And while I’m sure Hunter’s attorney is doing everything they can to protect him, at some point, you have to wonder when enough is enough. Will Hunter ever be held accountable for his actions? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure, this is just another example of the swamp that needs draining in Washington D.C.
