Staff Reports
Attention all freedom-loving Americans! PETA, the animal-rights extremist organization, has once again shown its true colors by attacking pop superstar Taylor Swift and her boyfriend, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce. According to a report from the trusty TMZ, PETA was quick to publicly shame the couple for their visit to a zoo in Sydney, Australia.
These zealots at PETA have the audacity to criticize two adults for enjoying a day at the zoo. What’s next? Will they start dictating what we wear and eat? Oh wait, they’ve already tried that, haven’t they? Classic PETA move. But let’s not forget the positive impact that Swift and Kelce’s zoo visit had. Their visit likely drew attention to the zoo, potentially getting more visitors through the door, and bringing in much-needed funds to support the care of the animals. I guess PETA didn’t think of that!
Instead of commending the increased attention and funding for the animals, PETA chose to publicly scold Swift and Kelce and suggest they visit a so-called “sanctuary” next time. Let’s be real, PETA, we all know that “sanctuary” is just code for “stay away from animals.” It’s clear that PETA has a one-track mind and believes they have the right to boss everyone around when it comes to animals. It’s time for them to take a step back and let people enjoy their time with animals the way they see fit.
And this isn’t the first time PETA has gone after celebrities. They’ve targeted everyone from Kim Kardashian to Paris Hilton, and now they’ve added Swift and Kelce to their hit list. But guess what, PETA? Your shaming tactics won’t work on Swifties. These fans are loyal to their idol, and they won’t let PETA rain on their parade. So take a seat, PETA, and let the rest of us enjoy the show.
