Staff Reports
Former President Donald Trump, the beloved Republican icon, is facing some legal hiccups in the Big Apple. The man who built Trump Towers taller than the liberal elites’ ivory towers finds himself entangled in a $454 million lawsuit brought by New York’s Democratic Attorney General Letitia James. She claims he played Monopoly with his assets, allegedly inflating them to score loans for his business ventures. Classic Trump, always playing to win!
Trump Team Says It’s Unable To Post Bond In Civil Fraud Case https://t.co/4EB5rvdZdn
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 18, 2024
Now, Trump is appealing the decision, showing the New Yorkers that he’s not one to back down from a fight. In a move that has the left shaking in their Birkenstocks, he can’t come up with the moolah needed to post a bond. It seems like the ex-President’s bank accounts are not as bottomless as his charisma. But hey, when you’re a high roller like Trump, you win some, you lose some.
His attorneys, in a novel-sized court filing, explain that the bond amount is so yuge, it could make a Democrat’s eyes pop out of their granola-filled heads. Trump’s legal eagles argue that finding a bonding company willing to put up such a colossal amount is rarer than a Bigfoot sighting in Times Square. And let’s face it, with Trump Tower being a beacon of American wealth and success, it’s no wonder the man needs all his cash to keep the wheels of industry turning!
In the meantime, the Dems are probably sipping on their soy lattes, thinking they’ve got Trump cornered. But knowing the man, he’ll come out of this legal maze sharper than ever. So, the saga continues, and the political circus in New York City gets even more interesting. Grab your popcorn, folks – this show is far from over!
