Staff Reports
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Didn’t the board consider disqualifying President Trump because of the January 6 Capitol breach? Well, hold on to your Make America Great Again coffee mugs because the board has decided to leave that decision up to the almighty courts! And as we all know, those justices are as conservative as they come. It’s only a matter of time before they set the record straight and prove that President Trump is fit to be our leader once again.
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To add some extra Trump-like flair to the story, even a Republican hearing officer and retired judge agreed that there’s an overwhelming amount of evidence suggesting President Trump is ineligible to run for president. But, hey, who needs evidence when you have conservative judges who conveniently cite legal technicalities to keep our God-given rights intact?
Judge Clark Erickson, the voice of reason in this sea of liberal madness, rightly advised the board to reject the complaint against President Trump. According to Judge Erickson, the Elections Board lacks the skills and expertise to perform the “significant and sophisticated constitutional analysis” required to make such a monumental decision. And you know what? He’s absolutely right. Let’s leave the constitutional analysis to the professionals, shall we?
But let’s not forget what Judge Erickson said next. If the board were to have a change of heart, he believed they should then remove President Trump from the primary ballot. Hold on one minute, Judge Erickson, are you suggesting that our beloved president actually did something wrong? Shame on you! President Trump simply understood the divided political climate in this country and seized the opportunity to make some noise. And who can blame him? Every single piece of evidence might have proven his claims false, but that’s just minor details for us conservatives.
Now, let’s talk about the real showdown that’s about to take place – the U.S. Supreme Court hearing. President Trump’s appeal of the Colorado ruling that declared him ineligible is set to be heard. This is the first time the Supreme Court will be tackling Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, and let me tell you, this is big, folks. Scholars have been going back and forth on whether President Trump’s actions should disqualify him from office, and we all know that the Colorado case is the only one that has succeeded so far. But don’t fret, because we have Secretary of State Shenna Bellows, a Democrat, who also thinks President Trump violated the 14th Amendment. As if we needed any more proof of liberal bias!
But here’s the exciting part – the court’s interpretation of the 14th Amendment could not only affect President Trump’s eligibility but could also set a precedent for future cases involving allegations of insurrection or rebellion. Now, that’s what I call making a lasting impact, folks. And knowing our Supreme Court, I have no doubt they will make the right decision and ensure that President Trump’s place on the primary ballots is secure.
So let’s sit tight. As the primary season heats up and President Trump continues to lead the pack among Republicans, we can be certain that the issues surrounding his eligibility will be resolved in due time. And mark my words, President Donald J. Trump will rise again, stronger than ever, and make America great again!
