Trump’s Legal Eagles Swoop on Stephanopoulos for Spreading Fake News

In a fiery legal battle that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper, former President Donald Trump’s legal eagles have swooped down like a hawk on ABC host George Stephanopoulos. These lawyers ain’t messin’ around, filing a lawsuit faster than a cheetah chasing its prey. And what’s got Trump’s feathers all ruffled, you ask? Well, it’s none other than the claim that he was found guilty of rape, a statement so false it’s faker than a three-dollar bill.

It all started when Stephanopoulos, with a tongue sharper than a sword, made the wild claim that Trump was found guilty of rape in his civil case against E. Jean Carroll. Hold your horses, George! The lawyers for the former President are cryin’ foul faster than a basketball player calling for a bad call. They’re hollerin’ “malice” and “reckless disregard” like a cowboy rustlin’ up some trouble.

But let’s not forget the real hero in this wild west showdown – Congresswoman Nancy Mace. A feisty lady who knows her mind, she was thrown into the ring by Stephanopoulos, who tried to make her dance a political jig. But Nancy ain’t no wallflower, standing tall like a cactus in the desert. Stephanopoulos thought he had her cornered, but she wrangled her way out like a cowgirl at a rodeo.

And what about the legal wranglin’ over this whole hogwash? You got experts like Fox News’ very own legal eagle Leo Terrell squawkin’ that Trump’s got a bull’s eye shot at winnin’ the defamation lawsuit. He’s hollerin’ louder than a coyote on a moonlit night that there ain’t a legal document in sight that proves Trump is guilty of rape. Them left-wing networks better watch their step or they’ll be in hot water faster than a frog in a frying pan.

But not everyone’s singin’ the same tune. Former Assistant U.S. Attorney Andrew McCarthy is throwin’ shade on Trump’s parade, sayin’ the defamation lawsuit ain’t worth a hill of beans. He’s spoutin’ off like a leaky faucet, claimin’ that the jury didn’t find Trump innocent as a newborn lamb, but just couldn’t pin him down for rape. Well, ain’t that a kick in the pants!

So, folks, grab your popcorn and settle in ’cause this legal showdown ain’t over ’til the cows come home. Who’s gonna come out on top – Trump or Stephanopoulos? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – this drama’s got more twists and turns than a mountain road on a stormy night.

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