Staff Reports
Well, well, well, folks, another day, another liberal lunatic causing chaos! That’s right, earlier today, a man was apprehended after recklessly plowing his red SUV into the gates of the Federal Bureau of Investigation office in Chamblee, Atlanta. The audacity of some people, right?
Thankfully, the Dekalb County police acted swiftly and took the driver into custody, but of course, they’re keeping his identity under wraps. Typical! And get this, according to reliable sources at Fox 5 Atlanta, no one was hurt in this wild ordeal. It’s a miracle, really, considering the brazenness of this attack on our nation’s top law enforcement agency.
“An individual rammed into the employee entrance according to the FBI here in Atlanta. Then tried to enter the facility. He was detained by agents.” pic.twitter.com/Smee9miHta
— Acyn (@Acyn) April 1, 2024
Stay tuned, folks, because this story is far from over. The Washington Examiner will be keeping a close eye on this developing situation as more details unfold. And mark my words, we won’t let you down when it comes to delivering the unfiltered truth!
