Staff Reports
Well folks, it looks like the US and the UK have finally decided to take action against those pesky Houthis. About time! The attacks have officially started, and everyone is buzzing with excitement. Bloomberg’s Jennifer Jacobs reported on the airstrikes, and boy, oh boy, it’s an event you won’t want to miss.
Now, here’s the thing. The US launched these attacks from the USS Eisenhower, which is a pretty powerful ship, if you ask me. I mean, it’s no surprise that the Palestinian Islamic Jihad Movement is already chiming in to show their support for the Houthis. Birds of a feather, huh?
BREAKING: US, UK Start Attacks on Houthis; Biden Issues Statement, Then Calls Lidhttps://t.co/WIpTJneTGF
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But wait, there’s more! It wouldn’t be a complete news tale without some sort of statement from our very own President Biden. Of course, he couldn’t keep quiet on this one. He or someone on his behalf issued a statement, because God forbid Biden himself actually speaks up. But hey, better late than never, right?
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And here’s the kicker, folks. After issuing that statement, Biden, or someone who represents him, slapped a lid on it. A lid! Can you believe it? He’s suddenly got nothing more to say. Can’t say I’m surprised, though. It’s like he’s got a whole collection of lids just waiting to be used whenever he feels like it.
Now, I wish I could share some exciting video footage of the attacks with you, but unfortunately, all I’ve got is an alleged video. Alleged! Can you believe it? I mean, come on, give us something real to work with! We’ll just have to wait and see if any concrete evidence surfaces. But we all know how that goes, don’t we?
So there you have it, folks. The US and the UK are finally stepping up and taking action against the Houthis. It’s about time! And even though Biden couldn’t resist saying something before going quiet, the show must go on. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, because you know we won’t miss a beat.
